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Stories ~ "Dismal bookstore event under Livonia" and other stories .......Stories about an author doing promotional events with vampires, using witchcraft .......to enhance word-of-mouth, etc. ~ The Wreck of the S.S. Neglected (in three chapters) ~ Buckaroo Bonzai in the Lesterverse ~ My Terrifying, Dry Warrior (May 2005) ~ fangboy ~ godfella ~ Grunyon (unfinished, rated T for Teen) ~ Myth of the Mountain-Tree (21 AUG 2000) ~ Vampire in the Mountain-Tree (Part 2) ~ Suburban Lanes (novella) ~ Trailer of the Temptress ~ Trapping Beaver (unfinished) ~ Truckin ~ Yet Another Creation Myth radio plays: ~ Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks .......The Goblin Soap Opera Podcast ~ The Radcliffe Project by Robert Levi .......Audio commentary to second Harry Potter movie, in which the narrator describes the hidden .......messages planted by Chris Columbus, J.K. Rowling and Time Warner to prevent .......Mr. Levi from marrying the star of the film, Daniel Radcliffe. ~ Pat Benatar Interviews Rainbow Brite .......(June 2003, 1Mb mp3) ~ One-Upsmanship Mates! .......(July 2003, 1Mb mp3) critiques of stories: ~ godfella reviews ~ Trailer reviews

Non-fiction ~ Activist Judge = a term that identifies its user as ignorant of the realities of judges, just as surely as "politically correct" is a term identifying its user as ignorant of the realities of politics. ~ DIY Intelligent Design You can have a "purpose-driven life" without letting some preacher or fictional character assign the purpose for you. Why you should choose your own purpose. (May 2005) ~ Furniture Whores and Debit Card Toilets .......The Lowlights of Avatar Chat and Selected Virtual Societies ~ FUCK TEXAS .......or try the original grainy pamphlet version of fuck texas! ~ How To Write A Bad Movie .......Event Horizon .......John Carpenter's Vampires .......Meet Joe Black .......John Hughes' Underdogs Only Win If They're Bitches ~ John Hughes' Underdogs Only Win If They're Bitches ~ Ken Burns' Jazz Ain't That Bad ~ Peanuts Grow Underground .......Questioning and celebrating the darker side Of Charles M. Schulz's Peanuts Mythos ~ Porn Pundit .......[Note that the above essay is written in character of a fairy munchkin .......named Bosun Chubris, and probably not safe for work] ~ punkasfudge .......Search for Subbacultcha ~ Rage Against The Medicine ~ RYSABL! .......anti-lawncare activism ~ Subj: FWD: Instructions For Life ....--Tantra Luck ....with rebuttal ~ What Would Linus Do? .......2000 voter's guide to Peanuts & Scooby-Doo Selling Points - movies mentioned in blog ~ Snake People (1968) (15 JUL 2004) ~ Death Ride To Osaka (1983) (2 JUL 2004) ~ The Hulk (5 JAN 2004) h2g2 articles: ~ Jackson, Michigan, USA ~ The Ann Arbor Hash Bash ~ Waffle House Restaurants ~ The Secret To Winning Friends ....Discovered Through Mercenary ....Bell-Ringing ~ Kucinich, Rhymes With Spinach! .......volunTEER AND LOATHING in the Birthplace of the Republican Party, Part I ~ Peek Inside The Machine .......volunTEER AND LOATHING .......in the Birthplace of the Republican Party, Part II (7 FEB 2004) ~ Awesome South American writers ....whose names I can never keep straight ~ The Eyes of Our Savior ~ Zaphodista Army of Cybernautic ....Liberation movie reviews & interpretations on h2g2: [See also John Hughes' Underdogs and How To Write Like A Bad Movie above] ~ Chick Movies of the Tragic ....Chinese Variety ~ Fried Green Tomatoes with Boys ....On The Side ~ Lilo & Stitch - the Best Disney Movie ....for macho guys ~ Movies that capture ...."The Horror of Childhood" ~ Subtext Ahoy! .......Pseudo-Freudian interpretation of the tv show "Yoho Ahoy" + complete list of articles ....I've posted on h2g2

My So-Bald Life ~ Bio of Subcomandante Insurgent ....G. Roberto Deidzoeb not entirely fictional ~ Abnormals character sketches of the weirdest people I've ever known ~ My Pa, The Schemer .......The Electric Bed-Wetting Psych-Out Device .......Budding Naturalist/Sparrow Assasin ~ Worst Date, First Date, Last Date March 2001 ~ punkasfudge Search for Subbacultcha ~ All My Wife Ever Needed To Know She Learned from G'N'R! ~ Rejections literary and academic

Art of Laze - special cookbook insert for The Basketcase, 1997 ~ Art of Laze recipes ~ intro to Art of Laze 2000 ~ Mussels & Kudzu & *meow* ~ Chicken Pot Pie With Death Stars Soup ~ Ma's Hand-Me-Down Bratwurst Soup ~ Cap'n Crunch Chicken ~ Dr. Pepper recipes ~ Chicken Fried Chips blog entries with recipes ~ Brussels Sprout soup (15 FEB 2004) ~ Salsa Borracha (15 FEB 2004) ~ Pork & Greens Soup with Rice (12 JAN 2004) ~ Unfinished Limey Tomato Soup (22 OCT 2003)

Games & Misc. ~ footcreme Found Text Conflict Resolution Mechanic "game" ~ Prepare To Be Boarded! message board combat system ~ My Love For You Is Way Out Of Line ~ No, You Mean Don Ho! the party game ~ You Stupid B!tch! ~ Down Beat defunct play-by-email game ~ Phantom MEEsa .......Adventure for Dark Side players of Star Wars RPG, .......featuring Jar-Jar and Ewoks as your opponents ~ Gaming Links outside of awkworldly ... & misc. ~ Hokey Delta Panacea Radio Program (defunct) ~ Religion, Atheism & Sollipsism: ....Is Life A Dream? by Prof. V. ~ Awkwardly logo merchandise for you! ~ The Basketcase my wife's blog

audio/video podcasts ~ Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks Chick Lit takes a Critical Hit in the goblin soap opera podcast. Josie is a typical young goblin, selling freshly grilled human hearts outside the mall, trying to survive her ruthless family, and pining after that dreamy hobgoblin who just stomped into town. Each week she describes part of her story to you, another human whose heart she will soon be selling on a stick. (since Feb 2006) ~ Dungeons & Dayjobs podcast Me and whoever I can rope into it, reading fantasy and sci-fi stories from the collection pictured below. Started Jan 2007. one-shot audio projects ~ One Upsmanship-mates! Ashcroft and Rumsfeld argue on dating show over who's the bigger criminal. (July 2003, 1Mb mp3) ~ Pat Benatar interviews Rainbow Brite Script by Rob, produced by Melinda, starring Melinda as Pat Benatar and Rob as Rainbow Brite. (June 2003, 1Mb mp3) video ~ Deidzoeb on YouTube --Music and a few video comments ~ Melsbasketcase on YouTube --Cats and baby sasquatches and grey aliens and mental health and politics and vlogging by Melinda.

reference section articles ~ The Oil We Eat by Richard Manning ~ Capitalism is Against the Law (The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics) by Stan Goff ~ Capitalism & Other Kids' Stuff (google video) (mp3) (main site) required listening ~ Democracy Now ~ Harry Shearer's Le Show ~ A-Infos Radio Project ~ Against the Grain ~ Unwelcome Guests ~ Backbone Campaign - Conversations with the Cabinet ~ YBBS Video Links - tons of news and documentary and left-leaning videos, some streaming, some downloadable. recommended daily surfing ~ Cursor.org ~ Znet ~ Counterpunch ~ Feral Scholar

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